Tuesday, January 04, 2011

New Years Resolutions 2011 Edition

Here are some of my new years resolutions for the next 365 days. I like to keep them simple so I can accomplish them before years end:

1. Learn an ancient martial arts move and use it only for good.



2. Sue a large corporation and win.


3. Become a youtube SENSATION!


4. Text more.


It's going to be a great year!

22 comments:

Megan Nicole Dong said...

Hahaha! Excellent resolutions for the new year. They're all great but my fave is the lawsuit (that giant Funnyun looks so sad). And how I wish that judges still wore those fabulous wigs in court.

Carrie Liao said...

Want to turn that into a class-action lawsuit? I, too, have a case against Funyuns.

Once I actually got a funyun bag with a single funyun in it. When I shook it all I could hear was a slight bouncing "pfbt", air, and the sound of my empty stomach.

I still have the bag, if you're interested in hard evidence (well, maybe not HARD evidence...I'm not sure why I kept that bag for 10 years, that single funyun is probably dust by now).

Matt J said...

If you're smart you can achieve all of those at once!

Kristian Duffy said...

Good luck with them!

Ted Blackman said...

Wow, good luck on that Funyuns case, that's funny.

Hey, If I may be so bold: check out my texting gag from last August.

http://crotchetycomics.blogspot.com/2010/08/text-crash-dummies.html

Melissa Fuller: Photographer said...

http://gothamist.com/2010/12/06/humans_dressed_as_pandas_help_baby.php?gallery0Pic=3#gallery

Maybe you could get in with these guys and put on a halloween costume then teach a baby panda how to text message and record it all of youtube. Two birds. One stone.

Aaron Ludwig said...

Wait... I think I've seen your Youtube video!
Great fun, as always.

Kumar said...

someone has already combined 2 of your goals but with way more style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A

Dylan said...

hilarious! i knew that guy was in an ed hardy shirt from the thumbnail! unless i'm wrong.

*daisy said...

ha! Love the youtube sensation one. : D

Ethan Hegge said...

great stuff Eric!! you missed it the other day, at cal arts a guy walked in to the main gallery in an all medal robot costume, at ten in the morning.

Quentin Lebegue said...

Yay, more quirky drawings from you ! I really enjoy your style, so much fun, a joy to look at !

Betsy Bauer said...

Mr. Funyun is sad. :(

Opto-Mom said...

If you sue Funyuns, please don't bankrupt them. I flippin' LOVE Funyuns, and those cheap ass knock off that some companies make just don't cut it. They lack the airiness of real Funyuns.

Maybe you could sue GE for making those light bulbs that look like curly fries. Everytime I see one of those light bulbs, I have the urge to go to Arby's. My ass can't take much more of this curly fry fat!

chrisallison said...

i like a man of aspirations. care to give us an update of how you're holding up?

thansk for the tattoo idea too

Daniel Gonzales said...

keep the blog alive man! can't get enough of your drawings... unless your sueing funyuns as we speak... hmmm...

Freckles said...

i can't stop laughing i LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog.

Taylor Krahenbuhl said...

I think I peed, I've never....ever... laughed so hard in my life. Your sense of humor is hilarious. Great story art.

Stein said...

You are my favorite person of the year man. already!

Ted Blackman said...

I can't wait until your next post! It's gonna be great, if I live that long.

Daniel Gonzales said...

dooon't let the bLOG DIE!!!!!! you could do it man.

Jesse Soto said...

I dunno man, I think that panda will win sensation. You better punch it first! Great ideas for new year resolutions though!