Tuesday, January 04, 2011

New Years Resolutions 2011 Edition

Here are some of my new years resolutions for the next 365 days. I like to keep them simple so I can accomplish them before years end:

1. Learn an ancient martial arts move and use it only for good.

2. Sue a large corporation and win.

3. Become a youtube SENSATION!

4. Text more.

It's going to be a great year!