Tuesday, September 07, 2010

The Ultimate Tat

I've never designed a tattoo for anyone, so I decided to design the ultimate tattoo for everyone.


It has everything; a heart, angel wings, stars (masculine and feminine kind), tribal accents, a chinese symbol that means goat, a barcode, a tear drop, a quote from Megan Fox's back tattoo, and a portrait of an incredibly popular film character that you will regret three months from now.

This tattoo is perfect for a flirty lower back tat...


or even as an adventurous face tat.

14 comments:

Bill Robinson said...

Hahha, this made my day. I work on a facebook game all about tattoos. I don't actually have any but I live in that world all day.

Coffee with a Stranger said...

Can I get it tramp stamp style AND on the face?

Personally, I think two is better than one.

Carrie Liao said...

It's missing the name of a significant other!


...or maybe a soon-to-be ex-significant other.

Alina Chau said...

FUN!!!

patrick said...

Just stumbled onto your blog and I'm loving these. Hi-larious, but I guess you already know that.

Ted Blackman said...

Yes, everyone should get one of these and then lets be done with the whole thing once and for all.

Heather Dixon said...

I want that.

Eddie Moreno said...

hahahahahahah! Benson, you pull magic from your butt, how? Magic Gnome in your bladder. Good stuff, the expression on the advertous cat is priceless.

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It is interesting, I will go back to read them again.
Love is a smile drinking arsenic - know it toxic, but still fun.

Ian Abando said...

hahaha thats awesome totally made my day . your face tat is the new nelly-band-aid look

http://radiobigboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nelly.jpg

-ian

Dylan said...

oh man sooooo funny. i laughed pretty hard.

Ryan Bullard said...

I larfed.

Love your blog.

nova said...

Wow, that looks kinda familiar. Great minds think alike?

Check this out:

http://novarella.blogspot.com/2010/07/its-my-two-hundredth-blog-post-watch.html

Seriously.

Katrin Ewert said...

I have to put this on my birthday wishlist!