Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Hollywood,

I recently heard about your idea to remake Back to the Future with Justin Beiber and I AM OUTRAGED! Consider this my formal letter of complaint and a cease and desist. Hollywood, you have had some real boneheaded ideas in the past i.e. Young Einstein, Crossroads, Mortal Kombat 1 and 2, and the entire Wayan's Brothers Catalogue, and I've turned a blind eye to it, well, now you've gone too far!

If I so much as see this


with this


I will hurl water bottles so full of water at his head and yours it will give your children's children a headache. Your "Beiber Fever" has turned into a "Beiber Brain Tumor" and you are not thinking clearly. My threats are not to be taken lightly. If this Back to the Beiber movie happens, I will NEVER see another one of your films EVER AGAIN!!!


Forever Yours,
Erik


P.S. How is the Goonies movie coming? I hear it has the original cast, all grown up, and their kids go on a pirate adventure! That sounds like great fun, I can't wait until it comes out!

7 comments:

Quentin Lebegue said...

No, really ? They must be joking !

Maseiya said...

Back to the Future is one of my favorite movies of all time! (Next to Terminator 2 and WALL•E.) They'd better not remake that one, you can't redo something that's already perfect... that's just a waste of time and money! >:B

nRandom said...

I love you for this post. :]

Splashy said...

Hahaha.... AWESOME!!

Heather Dixon said...

Well I think it looks great! Mebbe George Lucas can get him to play Darth Vader in his new Star Wars remake.

Nic Sweet said...

Young Einstein is genius.

tiffannysketchbook said...

your blog is so funny!!