I have some iphone app ideas (app is tech talk for applied information science technology)
My first iphone app would help you in any social situation where someone is about to spoil a movie you haven't seen.
The app will sound an alarm so powerful it will render the potential movie spoiler deaf, and give them horrible diarrhea.
The next app sends out a signal that kills any other cell phone that bothers you during a movie.
That scene wasn't from a movie, but it is from the emotional climactic series Dawson's Creek. Here is the clip(spoiler alert: you will cry, if seeing other people cry, makes you cry.)
If you're worried about your iphone getting stolen, worry no more, this new app will make it seems as if you are just licking a delicious ice cream cone.
Or an app that makes your screen looked cracked and broken will also deter criminals.
Maybe you're embarrassed by the look of your iphone and you want the look of a flashy flip phone. This app will turn your frumpy iphone into a stylish phone from ten years ago. (antenna accessory sold separately)
Perhaps for you, it doesn't get better than a blackberry. Well, transform your iphone interface into whatever phone you want!
Maybe you're even embarrassed to have a iphone. No problem, download any one of the everyday items with a matching cellphone cover to disguise it.
You can surf the web, listen to music, text, sext, and talk all you want and no one will ever again think you're just showing off your new phone.
Patent Pending: Steal these ideas and I will cut you!