Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Number 1 on the 5.

After spending a wonderful holiday with family, Lindsay and I drove back home via the 5 freeway. We ate little chocolates and took in the wonderful smells of live cattle.

Half way into our trip, Lindsay accidentally dropped a big hunk of chocolate.

It fell right in that unreachable abyss underneath the seat.
We couldn't risk melted chocolate under the seat, so we pulled off the freeway.

In the middle of nowhere there was a black SUV parked just off the road.
The driver of the SUV was smiling at us.

I was getting a strange vibe.

 The shoulder to right was way too rocky to pull over so my only option was to pull up behind the weirdo in black SUV.

We had no idea when we pulled up to the rear of his car

 We would see the

His wife bending over to pee was this far away.
But it felt this far away.

She quickly realized she had an audience.

I tried to look everywhere but the pale white cheeks in front of my face.

I'm sure Lindsay would've liked me to just drive away and avoid any further humiliation, but my legs were paralyzed. I'm like a possum that way.
The woman screamed and jumped in her car without getting her pants up all the way.

I saw in the side view mirror, her husband laughing like a mad man.
 They drove off.

"Do you want to get that chocolate before it melts."


samacleod said...

Hilarious. I'm in pain from laughter.

Adele Hawkins said...

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Carrie Liao said...

hahaha amazing!

...I mean harrowing. Harrowing experience.

Most importantly: did you guys get the chocolate out?

Erik Benson said...

Yes, Carrie we did get the chocolate out. And thank you for your concerns.

Lee said...

All kinds of funny. Great stuff

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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So good!

Stéphane Kardos said...

Good that there was also a glass of wine under the seat to go with that piece of chocolate'
Happy new Year!

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Hahahahaha! Hahaha!...And that concludes my ab workout for the day. Thank you for that.

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Anonymous said...

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Damn, that was a Kodak moment!

IAN ABANDO said...

ahhhahaha , erik you slay me

those possum skills will serve you well in the future tho, no doubt


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Man alive. This added so much to my day. The horrified faces are so spot on. LOVE the under-the-seat spread, esp. the greeting card.

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Brilliant as always, Erik. And the title was very funny.

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Oh my!

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I'm so glad you document these events. I'm also glad they don't happen to me.

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LOL!!! Hahaha!! How embarassing for all three of you!!

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