Half way into our trip, Lindsay accidentally dropped a big hunk of chocolate.
We couldn't risk melted chocolate under the seat, so we pulled off the freeway.
The driver of the SUV was smiling at us.
I was getting a strange vibe.
We had no idea when we pulled up to the rear of his car
REAR OF HIS WIFE!
His wife bending over to pee was this far away.
But it felt this far away.
She quickly realized she had an audience.
I tried to look everywhere but the pale white cheeks in front of my face.
I'm sure Lindsay would've liked me to just drive away and avoid any further humiliation, but my legs were paralyzed. I'm like a possum that way.
The woman screamed and jumped in her car without getting her pants up all the way.
I saw in the side view mirror, her husband laughing like a mad man.
"Do you want to get that chocolate before it melts."