Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Purple Puma's

Have you ever been poopin in a public bathroom and the person next to you is really struggling. 



So you accidentally bend down just a little... 
 
and get a glimpse of the shoes.

Then later that day you meet someone new or even see an old friend...


 
and you look down.

And then the hand shake gets weird.




Any resemblance in your purple puma's and the purple puma's in this blog post are purely coincidence and it does not mean I actually saw you poopin.

And for the record, Im turning 30 next month.

27 comments:

Matt J said...

Purple pumas huh. . .?

trampie said...

Oh man... that's an intense climax.

Kumar said...

dont worry erik, i think 40 is the cut off for poop jokes

RANI NAAMANI said...

hahahaha GENIUS!

John T. Quinn 3rd said...

i'm 47. still very funny.

The Grey Pawn said...

YES!!!

Jamie Baker said...

ha ha!

Carrie Liao said...

oh huzzah for update!

and purple pumas seem pretty distinctive, you might be giving someone away here.

Happy early Birthday! :D

Francesca Ferri said...

Keep holding the hand silently, ahaha

Kari said...

I have an addiction to your blog posts...and you don't post nearly enough to feed it! This is awesome, I look forward to more boards hopefully soon. :)

Team Diana said...

Ewwwwwwwww...

But I do think poop is funny.

tek! said...

hahaha good one!

kathryn durst said...

bahahahahah!! the struggling poses, omg.

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY! I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!! Wish you posted more. So funny.

Ted Blackman said...

Oh My gawd!!!! A NEW post!!

You thought I was going to say something like funny, or awesome, or neat, huh??

Okay, I kid... it IS funny, as funny as your last post in 1922. Hope to see more in this century :)

Heather Dixon said...

I think those purple pumas may have been mine...in which case, this gives it another level of awkwardness.

Ying-Hsuan (Jennifer) Chen said...

hahahahahaha i loled. so hard.

Duy Nguyen said...

Wow the same thing happened in my office one time but the guy had Blue Pumas with gold stripes. He rotated his shoes often and wore slippers in the office so we had quite a time sneaking around the office looking for the mystery man. Love your blog!

Brandon said...

It's much less awkward when their name badge is attached to the pants around their ankles...takes out the guess work.

Anonymous said...

DINGE- DINGU-- DYMAN- DYST- ODYST- DINGLENE -
You don't think DIANA is MENTALLY DISTURBED?
With DISNEY?
And to think they used RAP and HOLLYWOOD with POLITICIANS in UNESS?
UNITED NATIONS?
" SS"?
Well, it was a good try at looking crazy, but peds are peds.

Howard Shum said...

HA!

Crystal Jones said...

VERY FUNNY AND THERE IS NO CUT OFF FOR POOP JOKES.

Taylor Krahenbuhl said...

I do not remember a time that I have ever laughed this hard...inside that is...as I am at work right now and it might come across weird bursting into laughter...instead, I'll just let my face go bright red and sweat to the point of uncomfortability.

GkC Art said...

You are so freaking hilarious. Every time I'm having a rough day I go to your blog and by the time I'm done reading through your posts I'm dying laughing, tears, droool the whole shabang.

Thank you for being born ( I guess I should thank your mom)

I wish you had a book of all your wonderfulness.

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Nikhita said...

hahaha!!

Jeff Harter said...

Holy crap, so funny because its true!