I don't have a tattoo, but if I did, I would go for a full body one.
I would look like a bad mother. I'd be tough as nails and no one would mess with me.
But late at night when I was alone, I would contort my body and the tattoo would become a mural of my favorite puppies from the Air Buddies movie franchise.
I'd recommend this type of tattoo if you want to show the world how f'n cool you are without sacrificing your softer sensitive side.
Here is a trailer for the newest Air Buddies movie, Space Buddies: