Not twenty four hours later I saw this oldie...
She ripped out a flower plant in front of the bank and put it in her purse. Also, felt NO SHAME!
I realize you old people feel the law doesn't apply to you anymore. You just blame it on your alzheimers, cataracts, or prescription meds, well NO MORE!
Now you will have to deal with THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
That is my crime fighting alter ego. I've done some research and found out old people are scared of death.
Much like Kick-Ass I would patrol the streets, fighting crime between 3pm and 4pm, that's when most of old people do crime, and I would hang out in front of Souplantation on Sundays, and the eye doctor the rest of the week.
Your reign of terror is over. No longer will you violate flower beds, or eat pastries you didn't pay for. You sicken me!
"This donut is so tasty, I swear to God."
"SWEAR TO ME!!"