Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Biker Gangs

Northern California has a lot of bikers and I have fallen victim of the craze. I bike regularly, but its dangerous because Im not affiliated with any of the gangs. In doing some research here are some of the biker gangs I could see myself getting jumped in to.

The Hipster Biker
Very popular in northern California, but I would need skinnier jeans and a sweet mustache for them to even consider my application.

The Gross Hippie Biker
This gang frequents Venice Beach and Santa Monica. One of the many things I like about the gross hippie gang is their acceptance of others and the membership fees are probably pretty reasonable.
The Really Serious Biker
I don't know if my crotch is willing to commit to this type of biking but I would love the little water backpack sippers.




The Confused Biker
The most dangerous of all biker gangs is the gang of middle aged parents who look really unstable on two wheels. They take their teenagers ten speed and ride it like it was their first time on a bike. People run out of their way in terror. I would love to be a part of a gang so feared in the community.


I see I have some serious decision thinking to do.

5 comments:

Anthony Holden said...

Hah! Clearly the biggest deterrent to the Hipster gang are those horrendous mustaches.

Gia Park said...

Erik Benson! you are a genius!! HAHAHAAH

"C" said...

all types are excellent objects to hit with the car.
Great Post Erik!

dankrall said...

once again, you are a genius with a hysterical point of view and a real knack for getting it across. i never know which post to comment on, they're all golden!

Malgorzata Arska said...

hahaha awesome :)