Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Hollywood,

I recently heard about your idea to remake Back to the Future with Justin Beiber and I AM OUTRAGED! Consider this my formal letter of complaint and a cease and desist. Hollywood, you have had some real boneheaded ideas in the past i.e. Young Einstein, Crossroads, Mortal Kombat 1 and 2, and the entire Wayan's Brothers Catalogue, and I've turned a blind eye to it, well, now you've gone too far!

If I so much as see this

with this

I will hurl water bottles so full of water at his head and yours it will give your children's children a headache. Your "Beiber Fever" has turned into a "Beiber Brain Tumor" and you are not thinking clearly. My threats are not to be taken lightly. If this Back to the Beiber movie happens, I will NEVER see another one of your films EVER AGAIN!!!

Forever Yours,

P.S. How is the Goonies movie coming? I hear it has the original cast, all grown up, and their kids go on a pirate adventure! That sounds like great fun, I can't wait until it comes out!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Wilderness Confessions

Lindsay and I went for a hike in Temescal Canyon. A beautiful day to be in nature.
We talked about wedding plans and mostly chit chatted, but everyone we passed on the trail was talking about very serious things. It was as if being in the wild brought out the wild thoughts in their minds. Here are the bits of conversation we heard as we made our way up drama hill.

Couple #1
"Look Todd, it undermines the psychological reasons for our RELATIONSHIP!"

Couple #2
"I'm not comparing you to her! I NEVER DO!"
Couple #3
"But if I slap her in the face, it will leave A MARK!"

I recommend going up there for hike, if Jersey Shore is on reruns.