I saw an advertisement on TLC for this new show called I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PREGNANT, no this is not a new Charlie Sheen sitcom, this is a serious show about real life problems. A problem that has taken over America!
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The advertisement said, "Coming up on I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PREGNANT" and they cut to a women screaming on the toilet. I didn't see the episode, but I put two and #2 together and I think I know how it played out. The image of that women has stayed with me, now every time I go to the bathroom, I think, could I be pregnant? Turns out Im not, but here are some questions to ask yourself, so you can figure out whether or not you are preggers.
1. Is there a child in your belly?
This might seem like a no brainer, but go ahead and feel around. Babies are small, so it might just be hiding under a kidney.
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2. Are you a woman?
Women are 72% more likely to have babies then men.
3. Do storks like to hang around you?
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If the science is correct, storks have been known to give people babies.
4. Do you wear mom jeans?
Only mom's wear mom jeans.
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5. Does your boyfriend/husband/one night stand look like this...
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No need to check with a doctor, you're pregnant.
I hope this helps. I was once a baby in a belly myself, so I think I know a little bit about being pregnant.