Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Business Investment

I am going to start a business that delivers dancing babies to any party venue in the bay area. I call it Tiny Dancers. I will dress up like Elton John and show up to a clients party with toddlers I have trained to dance.
I have done the market research and people love dancing babies. Weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, even funerals are all made better with little dancing children.


After I teach the babies my patented "cute choreography" I will transport them in the bed of an el camino, I originally had a van in mind but because of all the negative connotations people have with vans full of children, I went with the open bed truck car. Then we will arrive at the event and boogey until the sun goes down(their bed time is sundown).

I am looking for people who would like to invest in this idea.

Things I will need to get started:
1. Start up capital($55-60,000).
2. An El Camino.
3. A keytar in used or near new condition.
4.Some walking around money(handful of ben franklins).
5. Babies who can memorize the steps and can dance for up to eight hours (Not toilet trained, not considered)

Think about how great dancing babies would be at your next baby shower, corporate offsite, state fair, ship christening, or protest march!!!

8 comments:

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Team Diana said...

You can have my next accident baby if you want.

Also, I don't know if anyone else has suggested this, but have you considered maybe setting up shop in the United Kingdom?

ethan said...

I would like to put my services out to you my friend. I am a notorious baby magnet, ever since the spring of 1992 when one of my little cousins puked all over me at my birthday party. I work cheap, mainly Dr. P and a bag of munchis.

Solomon said...

I love this idea. I'm going to help you out and start making some babies for you right now. I've already got my pleather overcoat on - now I just need a mate.

ZaR said...

I'll give you my next paycheck!

Bill Robinson said...

This is a million dollar - no, billion dollar - idea. I am on board.

Carrie Liao said...

You forgot to add "a Very Good lawyer" to that list...I personally think it's an excellent idea, but you know how uptight people get. They might start slinging around silly accusations of child exploitation and such nonsense.

Matt J said...

You're definitely onto something there--