Two Times Too Many

One time at Calarts I had a bunch of charcoal on me from life drawing class.


I went to the bathroom to wash my hands.
As I was drying my hands...

there was an awkward moment.

Just a few weeks ago at the airport I was going to the bathroom.

Washed my hands.

And as I was drying them...

there was an awkward moment.

After that I realized something had to be done.

Now when I go to the bathroom I'll do a mental check list.

#1 Check the sign on the front door. If the sign has the symbol of a man, proceed.

#2 Urinals are found in the mens restroom, not the womens. If you see wall toilets you're on the right path.

#3 The third and final check that will dispel all worry... OTHER MEN! If you see men going to the bathroom, chances are you're in the mens bathroom and you will be ...

ready to go!

This checklist can also help women. Just substitute men for women and urinals for a clean floor.