Here we are in the year 2006 and still no hoverboards. What worries me is that by the time these floating contraptions will be available to the public I will be old and so feebily feeble I won't be able to take advantage of its hovering awesomeness. Maybe we should start a coalition or at least a petition to get these babies developed. I'll call Michael J. Fox and ask him if he would like to spearhead this into production. He owes me one.
By the way the one piece unitard we will all be assigned in the future will hopefully look like that. Consider this drawing as my submission and suggestion for the design.