Dear Hollywood,

I recently heard about your idea to remake Back to the Future with Justin Beiber and I AM OUTRAGED! Consider this my formal letter of complaint and a cease and desist. Hollywood, you have had some real boneheaded ideas in the past i.e. Young Einstein, Crossroads, Mortal Kombat 1 and 2, and the entire Wayan's Brothers Catalogue, and I've turned a blind eye to it, well, now you've gone too far!

If I so much as see this

with this

I will hurl water bottles so full of water at his head and yours it will give your children's children a headache. Your "Beiber Fever" has turned into a "Beiber Brain Tumor" and you are not thinking clearly. My threats are not to be taken lightly. If this Back to the Beiber movie happens, I will NEVER see another one of your films EVER AGAIN!!!

Forever Yours,

Erik

P.S. How is the Goonies movie coming? I hear it has the original cast, all grown up, and their kids go on a pirate adventure! That sounds like great fun, I can't wait until it comes out!