In your life there are little things you can do to create long lasting memories in the lives of strangers. It could be a story they can remember and tell their children and grandchildren if you would just remember to take a moment and do some of these simple things...
Small talk with the person in the stall next to yours.
"How bout that 49ers game? I think Gore is shaping up to be an excellent running back."
"Think fast soda jerk!"
This next one will require a realistic looking animal limb.
"Prep the O.R.! I have to cut this arm off before the transformation is complete!"
I guarantee these little drops of your time will expand into oceans of stories that strangers can tell for years to come.
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ReplyDeleteAmazing. How does your brain do it?
ReplyDeleteI have had that experience of the man next to me in the stall creating small talk, although to make things even more awkward at first we made eye contact threw a puddle of pee on the floor of the cal arts bathroom.
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