Well, man...

Shark Wrestling

A pitch for a new reality television show... Shark Wrestling! I'm thinking networks such as Discovery or SpikeTV might be interested in this idea. Market demographic skewed to the male 18 to 35 range.

in line at the grocery store, I saw this...

65 is the new 25.

Toilet Trouble

which one are you?

Moonlight Snack

My first year film.

Darth knows best.

When Darth tells you the nachos are still hot... please listen to him.

Robot Treachery

When the robots take over the first ones they'll kill are the humans who try and befriend them.

Ugly Duck Strikes Again!

Where is my Hoverboard?

Here we are in the year 2006 and still no hoverboards. What worries me is that by the time these floating contraptions will be available to the public I will be old and so feebily feeble I won't be able to take advantage of its hovering awesomeness. Maybe we should start a coalition or at least a petition to get these babies developed. I'll call Michael J. Fox and ask him if he would like to spearhead this into production. He owes me one.

By the way the one piece unitard we will all be assigned in the future will hopefully look like that. Consider this drawing as my submission and suggestion for the design.

Painting with Painter

I was just messing around with painter IX.5 today. That artist oil brush is something else. Its like the real thing but without the mess. Kinda like a gigapet.

How bout some sketches.

Here are some sketches I did two days ago.