Adrenaline Button

When I was a youth, I played youth soccer.

I was very small and very blonde. I used to believe when I needed a burst of energy-

 all I needed to do was push my belly button.

 And then it would release a huge explosion of adrenaline inside my small body.

 It would work like a charm every time.

 Sort of.

To this day it's gotten me out of many problems.

"Hey bro, you spilled my BEER!"

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't push this belly button."

 Sort of.