Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Adrenaline Button

When I was a youth, I played youth soccer.
I was very small and very blonde. I used to believe when I needed a burst of energy-
 all I needed to do was push my belly button.

 And then it would release a huge explosion of adrenaline inside my small body.

 It would work like a charm every time.


 Sort of.

To this day it's gotten me out of many problems.
"Hey bro, you spilled my BEER!"


"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't push this belly button."


 Sort of.





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Brilliant! Now, next time I see you, I won't argue with you, I don't wanna see your belly button.

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hahaha brilliant!
And ew... I'm kinda freaked out by belly buttons, wierdly...

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