Purple Puma's

Have you ever been poopin in a public bathroom and the person next to you is really struggling. 

So you accidentally bend down just a little... 

 

and get a glimpse of the shoes.

Then later that day you meet someone new or even see an old friend...

 

and you look down.

And then the hand shake gets weird.

Any resemblance in your purple puma's and the purple puma's in this blog post are purely coincidence and it does not mean I actually saw you poopin.

And for the record, Im turning 30 next month.