This morning on the plane ride, I fell asleep and when I woke up, my head was very near the shoulder of another man. I played it cool and kept quiet because I don't think my head actually caressed his shoulder, but I can't be certain.
I am going to start a business that delivers dancing babies to any party venue in the bay area. I call it Tiny Dancers. I will dress up like Elton John and show up to a clients party with toddlers I have trained to dance.
I have done the market research and people love dancing babies. Weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, even funerals are all made better with little dancing children.
After I teach the babies my patented "cute choreography" I will transport them in the bed of an el camino, I originally had a van in mind but because of all the negative connotations people have with vans full of children, I went with the open bed truck car. Then we will arrive at the event and boogey until the sun goes down(their bed time is sundown).
I am looking for people who would like to invest in this idea.
Things I will need to get started:
1. Start up capital($55-60,000).
2. An El Camino.
3. A keytar in used or near new condition.
4.Some walking around money(handful of ben franklins).
5. Babies who can memorize the steps and can dance for up to eight hours (Not toilet trained, not considered)
Think about how great dancing babies would be at your next baby shower, corporate offsite, state fair, ship christening, or protest march!!!