Lost in Hawaii

I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow for a sweet vacation. When I get there I will find the castaways of Lost and tell them what life is like off the island...

"And then we said see ya later friendster, hello myspace, but then I was like, is myspace lame? Everyone was like, yea totally lame, so we went to facebook, it was like a myspace but for adults, but then it got totally lame times ten, twitter is where its at. Now, I only tweet." 

I SAW YOU...

The old guy in the grocery store, who thought he'd eat a few chocolate covered peanuts from the candy bin. Did you think you got away with it? I betcha  thought the small boy with quiet features, and the weird sunburn was just shopping for melons... wrong!! I saw the whole thing. I would've taken you down myself, but your black fingerless gloves spooked me. 

Instead I have decided to post your picture on this blog, so me and the four and a half visitors that come here might join together for a little mob justice. Be on your toes candy thief, your day of reckoning will come!

Sweet Tan

I went to the A's game on Sunday and I got a little bit of a sunburn. Here is what I look like now...

so I think I'm in store for a sexy looking tan this summer...

Bunch of Babies

I was on the way home from a record store and walked past a college flag football game. I sat down and watched for a bit. I noticed all of the players had these baby faces. Coincidentally they loved to call each other baby...

At one point they had too many players on the field and this guy had to sit out. He slammed the ball down and tore off his flags in protest...